Question #1- Do I potty train my 2 year old son?
Myles has been telling me pee pee on occasion for the last few weeks and LOVES to stand and pee in the potty like daddy. The truth is, I really don't want to potty train him yet. It's laziness on my part. I love that I don't need to worry about him needing to go during church, at the store or wherever we may be. I also feel like he's too young (even though Morgan was potty trained for months by this age - for some reason I think he's a boy and can't be ready yet...)
I decided to push my selfish concerns to the side and let him try. Well - so far so good. He's gone pee in the potty for a few days and even, what's the proper way to say it, had a bowel movement in the potty yesterday. He was so proud and he LOVES his new underwear. He picked these out because they had balls on them... I was SO glad he didn't pick the character ones. After seeing him with a big diaper bum his whole life, it's kinda cute to see him in underwear. I just love little bums.
Question #2 - I know it's been a while since my last math class so correct me if I'm wrong - but it just doesn't seem to calculate. If they have a 50% chance of putting things on right, why do they get it backwards 100% of the time?
I swear every time I ask them to get dressed or get their shoes on, it turns out like this.
Question #3 - Why did I want to wear a full body disguise when I went to pick out a gift for tonight's bridal shower?
I'm a grown, married, somewhat mature woman, and I get embarrassed going in and coming out of this store. Why? I can't figure it out... Maybe it was because of all the teenage couples walking around the store holding their dirty little purchases that made me feel a little awkward... Oh well, I did get a fun little gift for our friends to enjoy AFTER their wedding next month.
Question #4 - Why do I keep talking smack to other runners of the Liger 5k, when I know there's no way I can beat them?
I have a sickness. At times I get a tad bit competitive. This can be a good quality if you can back it up... I have told more than one person that I plan to kick their trash all over the course of the liger run next Saturday. The problem is, they have been people who have had much more running experience than me and they are in much better shape than I am. Now I will have to deal with the humiliation of looking them in the eye at the finish line knowing that I couldn't walk (or in this case run) the talk of my big fat competitive mouth.
Question #5 - Is my desire to go to Hawaii strong enough to train for a marathon and leave my kids for a week?
This December Mike wants us to do a marathon in Hawaii. I haven't committed yet, but that chair is looking a little lonely to me...
